Tuesday, 30 June 2009

My shadow played a bass clarinet...

Well despite all the hype and support and...Hype and media coverage. Britain have failed to deliver in sports.

The British and Irish Lions lost the second test to South Africa to the last kick of the game making Saturdays match all about pride and avoiding that all embarrassing 3-0 whitewashing.

England under 21's got utter humiliated last night in the European cup final crashing out 4-0 to Germany.

On the up side. Andy Murray is still going strong, which is good.
Oh and if anyone cares, Felipe Melo won't be signing for Arsenal this summer...
*Sigh*

Anywho, enough with the sports. Why is it so pointlessly hot!? I can't stand over the top heat and tomorrow is apparently gonna be hotter.

But other than the heat, things have been la di daa. Not much to say really. Well as of tomorrow our house for next year is officially our when the first months rent flees from my bank account. Joy.

Been too damn hot to play football as well. Just can't do it. Damn near over heating walking to Joshua's house, allow football. I haven't closed my window for four days now, which is a lovely. For anyone with a ladder and a urge to steal. Not much else I can go on to really.

Fuck it. It's still light outside, I'm going for a walk.


Friday, 26 June 2009

Dear Michael Jackson...

Fuck you.

Formalities out the way and whatnot, I think you deserve to be told a story about a selfish, arrogant, bastard of a guy called Rohan.

A couple weeks ago Rohan decided that he was gonna look for another job to compensate for the lack of work that'll be coming his way from his current job during the summer. So Rohan printed off some (exaggerated)CV's and went and handed them out. One of the places he went to was the O2. He handed out many CV's and was rewarded with an interview today from a restaurant he'd never heard of or seen before.

However, around midday he received a call from the manager of that place saying that because of your God damn death yesterday they couldn't employ me. In fact, they had to let very man people go, and this goes for the all the places in the O2. It would seem that you were gonna make them a fuck load of money over the summer.

And just to make things that little easier to cope with, the manager felt it would be funny to point out that I probably woulda got the job. So thanks.

For one reason or another my sister didn't share my view of the situation saying that it was the media pressures that killed that killed such a great man - in her whiney high pitched tone.

The media didn't kill Jacko. Wanna know what killed Jacko?
Karma.

That's right. You can't be spending your time touching up little kiddies, go on trial, get off untouched and expect everything to work out great for you. Things don't work out like that.


*Sigh* 
Rant over.


Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Sky parties where Welsh people aren't invited

Blah blah blah. Things are bleh.
Working and working.
Not having much time for people now.
Attempting to gain another job because apparently there's little going down at Excel during August.
So yea, changes ahead.
This was supposed to be a proper blog but I'm just so tired.
Work tomorrow....Yay.
Ugh. Work is overrated.
Really looking forward to getting back to Canterland and moving into our house. It's gonna be so sick.
I wanna see the new Transformers movie soon. Anyone else in?
Hooraaaaay for new the new series of Ugly Betty.
WORK WORK WORK. So I can spend it all getting drunk at uni.


Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Dusting off the shelves.

Well it's about that time when this thing needs to be updated..

Being near broke is not fun at all.
Being home is significantly boring.
However I do like my bed...I LOVE my bed.
I also get to watch new episodes of House on Sky one.
Thank the lord for sky sports. Those channels have been my life support for the past few days.

I shall do a proper blog very soon that'll have proper substance to it. Chances are it'll probably be a video blog - as that is all the rage right now

Really? Rohan's video blogging now?

No.

Even though I have absolutely nothing against video blogging - in fact it makes for quite a refreshing change - I feel the need to make a stand against it (much like I did against Twitter) and announce, that I shall never delve into the world of video blogging...

Times are getting extremely harsh these days so I feel as though I may have to sell a kidney just to get by. So if you know anyone in the market for a kidney gimme a hook up and lets the magic roll.

Much love to all my negro amigos, y'all little people all mean so much to me.

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Why do you always assume you're right? I just find it hard to operate under the opposite assumption.

Into bed at 04:30
Awoke at 14:32
Good times.

So... Here it is. Practically the final hurdle in this first year. Not looking forward to packing all this shit away by myself mind you... Gonna be looonng.

Discovery of my week: Yesterday's boredom led to me having to look for a new pleasure having watched all my DVD's multiple times and not really up for watching another episode of my usual stuffs. (Scrubs, Two and a half men blah blah blah) Yes, I was looking for something new to watch, new plots, changes in actors, some new characters to feel aligned to, and boy didn't I just hit the jackpot.

Anyone of you lovely blog followers watch House?
Because if you don't I strongly advise you do.
Essentially they've made an award winning TV drama by having a genius doctor who's a bastard to everyone: his patience's, his colleges, everyone. It's amazing. Not entirely sure why I haven't watched prior to yesterday but, I suppose it's all good. Fuck all to do today and there's like 5 seasons all online. Happy days.

10 days until I be home.

I thought this'd be fun to put in... It was either this or a clip from House.


Monday, 1 June 2009

There's a dog in the New Zealand section

It sucks waiting for people to finish their exams.
I've decided I'll go on a 48 hour detox in preparation of Wednesday where in all seriousness, I could die, or at least spend the night in a field.
After seeking further knowledge, I found that I will not be deducted any marks for not turning up to my exam tomorrow. So that's that. Officially done with going into uni for this year.
But of course this comes with serious repercussions, because practically everyone has an exam tomorrow thus making today exceptionally boring. I've already watched Hot Fuzz, Juno and Knocked Up.
Stupidly bored.
Very tempted to order Flight of the Conchords season 1 & 2 off Amazon... Not entirely sure how that one will work out.
I WANNA DO STUFF!!!
WHY HAVE I FINISHED FIRST!?!?!?!?!?