"Men lie the most. Women are the biggest liars.
You wear high heels. You ain't that tall!
Y'all wear make up. You don't look like that.
Y'all got your weave ons. Your hair ain't that long."
Chris Rock
Just thought I'd share that with you all. Made me laugh.
So..
Went out last night with peoples to a few pubs and inevitably ended up at 'Baa Bars' (that club EVERYONE goes to on Wednesday.) The discovery of the night was that my alcohol tolerance has depleted since I've cut the down on the boozing this term. Which is good to know I'm getting ever closer to only having to spend a fiver a night to get pissed. Go me.
Umm..... OH! I met this girl who live near Andy and Graham and well... She came over said hello and whatnot then went off. About five minutes later Andy asked "Where'd she go?" And Graham replied down off in the pit area pointing towards the area occupied by the majority of the football teams. They both raised their eyebrows and gave a nod agreeing to something then laughed. I was utterly confused and wanted in on this joke. So after some persistent nagging they let me in.
Turns out during the first term she'd slept with all sixteen of the first team.
Nice...
"They say they never really miss you 'til you dead or you gone so on that note I'm leaving after this song."
Jay-Z
What else can I type about... Aha! We still haven't signed the lease for our house next year cos things keep happening.
The dude was snowed in on Monday. Snowed in Tuesday. And today, his wife went into labour... Damn babies.
Well my weekend has officially started so I'm gonna do some dumb weekend shizz.
Oh, wasn't the snow amazingly amazing?
Respect to anyone who backed a snowball fight.
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