Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo

"Ok men. I'm going to be honest with here. Some of us may not make it back alive, the lucky ones will. But once these horrific scenes are over and all the smoke has cleared, I will do everything possible to make sure that any families losing a treasured member will have the army's full support in immortalising the memory and sacrifice paid by any one of you brave men.

And I can assure you this, because I'm going out there! That's some scary shit behind those doors. Good luck!"

Well it's about that time where I begin to feel bad about everyone updating their blogs and mine staying static. Ok. What's going down?

Changed the picture to random South Park shot.

Been gathering albums that I just never got round to getting in my quest to gather new music.

Got Panic Prevention by Jamie T and Mens needs woman's needs... by The Cribs.

Two very good albums I should add.

Three assignments, one presentation and two two hour exams until I've finished this year.

Three o'clock, June 2nd is my finish line.

Signing shit for our house a-fucking-gain with Luke on Wednesday.

But it should be cool.

I've threatened him with death if he decides to fuck off.

My uni timetable is now as follows:

Monday:

Approaching culture lecture. 9am - 10

"                 " seminar. 10am - 11am

Key political thinkers seminar. 3pm - 4pm

Tuesday

Key political thinkers lecture. 9am - 11am

Wednesday - Sunday

WEEKEND.

June 2nd - 16th is gonna be a dirty dirty treadfest.

I'm very much looking forward to moving into our house on July 1st.

I ate my pineapple today.

It was nice and I'm going back to Asda later on to buy another one.

I'm often amazed when I go out and meet new peoples cos like they're like 'oh Rohan was cool.' I can never understand why, cos I speak the least outta everyone there and make one or two offbeat jokes.

People do confuse my very much so.

Well, I guess I should leave y'all with the story that. America porn actress Stormy Daniels has decided to go toe - to - toe with a Christian, family-values Republican David Vitter who got caught with some hoes of his own. Making a long story short. Her slogan is: (and I swear I'm not making this up) "Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly." ...

Did you hear that?

That was me losing faith in humanity.

Bye.